…they didn’t ask and I didn’t invite myself. A third of me is saying,
Ugh not this shit again.”…another is just like, “They know you’re desperately broke and don’t want to embarrass you out again. They’re fine, you’re fine, you’re all fine. Be cool.” and the other, is all, “I’m a horrible person, no one likes me because I’m broke and can’t do fun things and because I declared I’m not drinking anymore during the semester. I’m going to die alone in my dorm room.” The PMDD is talking…The PMDD is talking…
Yeah, Monica, I feel you right now.
Dear God, I know why people are so skinny and broke here now. I’ve been invited to Sunday brunch at LeMonde on Broadway, a MoHi staple for GSers. I checked out their menu as I hadn’t been there before, to get a good idea of how much I should plan on contributing to the check. The Fresh Fruit Plate at $7.50 is the cheapest thing on the brunch menu.
I’m broke, lol, I choose what to eat based on price, not what I want for the most part.
I’m assuming that’s what most of of broke college folk do, hence the army of peops ordering the fruit plate. Fuck it; I want waffles. Where the fuck is a Denny’s when you need it? I want to pay $2.99 for shitty pairs of pancakes, eggs, and sausage links, comisserate with friends over overroasted coffee, and get a slice of day old key lime at the end.
i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together
i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple